Once two morons got fed up with the Indian Government and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. On the way one moron asks the other, "What will happen if the bombs blast off now." The other says, "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat" Points: 2.9 Rate The Joke

Two morons walked towards each other on a country road. One carried a bag over his shoulder. "What's in the bag?", said one moron "Chickens", was the reply. "If I guess their number correctly, how many can I have?" "You can have both of them." "OK," said the first moron, "Five." Points: 3.4 Rate The Joke

Binny: "What happened to John, his nose was all swollen this morning?" Pratik: "He tried to smell a brose." Binny: "You mean a rose? There is no 'b' in a rose." Binny: "There was a 'b' (bee) in this one." Points: 2.9 Rate The Joke

moron1:Why can't we see the Sun at night? moron2: Because it is too dark. Points: 3.2 Rate The Joke

One evening, Ramesh and Mohan met in a garden. Suddenly Ramesh saw something that astonished him Ramesh: That’s a strange pair of socks you are wearing- one green and one blue! Mohan: That’s funny. I’ve got another pair just like this at home. Points: 2.5 Rate The Joke

Rohan and Mohan got up on a double-decker bus. After a short while, frightened Rohan came down from the upper deck. Conductor: Why did you come down? Rohan: There is no driver in that bus. Points: 3.8 Rate The Joke

There were 2 morons and each had a horse. They decided to put the horses in a shed for one month while they went on vacation. One guy asked the other guy "How they were going to tell which one belonged to whom?" After many long hours of thinking they finally came up with a solution. They would shave the mane of one. That one belonged to the 1st farmer. So, they put the horses in the shed and left. When they came back the mane had grown back. They asked each other which belonged to whom. Then the 1st farmer said, "OK I will take the black one you take the white one." Points: 2.7 Rate The Joke

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs. Points: 2.5 Rate The Joke

Q:Which coat can you can put on wet? A:A coat of paint Points: 2.2 Rate The Joke

POOJA:WHAT NATIONALITY ARE YOU? GLORY:MY FATHER IS FROM ICELAND AND MY MOTHER IS FROM CUBA. POOJA:SO YOU ARE AN ICECUBE? Points: 4 Rate The Joke

Customer:I like the material of the shirt but I did not like the shade Shopkeeper:Don't worry sir ,after one wash it will dissappear. Points: 3.2 Rate The Joke

Once a moron was going on a walk when he saw an ant. He hated ants and was about to stamp it. Seeing this, the ant begged him not to stamp it today as it was it's birthday. Hearing this the moron picked the ant and said,"ok, let's celebrate your birthday. I'll sing and you dance. The moron then started clapping and singing, "Happy Birthday to you!..." and killed the ant while doing so Points: 3.3 Rate The Joke

FIRST MORON:I AM THE KING OF THIS WORLD. SECOND MORON:WHO TOLD YOU? FIRST MORON:GOD TOLD ME. SECOND MORON: DON'T LIE. I NEVER TOLD YOU SUCH A THING Points: 3 Rate The Joke

Once a moron got down at Agra.He thought that it was Delhi and searched for taxies which would take him to the Red Fort. Every taxi driver told him he didn't know the road to the Red Fort. After nearly twelve hours, he met another moron. the first moron asked:"Do you know the road to the Red Fort?" The second moron asked him:"When did you arrive here?" The first moron answered:"This morning.Why?" The Second moron said:"That's a relief!What stupid city this is!I've been here a whole month searching for the Qutubminar!" Points: 3.4 Rate The Joke

A moron asks another: if your dog lost his tail where would you get another one from? Other moron: from a re-tail shop.